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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2005|04:50 pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I helped how_hawt hide a body (-173 points). In April I put gum in imajesusfan16's hair (-12 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I helped lost_is_all across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-261 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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The kissing game [Nov. 12th, 2005|05:01 pm]

~if you wanna :kiss: the person~
~who posted this bulletin~
~then send them a message~
~you got your options (( 1-5 ))~

(1) no way
(2) kiss on the cheek
(3) frenchin baby
(4) full-on makeout
(5) screw the kiss, we're on the bed now

ok so heres the TWIST
you gotta re-post this
and see if someone else wants to...
Kiss yOu!
now RE-POST this!

dont be scared to see what people say
pretty interestin what people think
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I am going to pull this one day [Nov. 1st, 2005|08:15 pm]
once you open this you have to read it...
this is a between a girl and a boy on their 7th year anniversary

-girl calls up boy: hey happy anniversary again
-boy: hi happy anniservary!... hey remember you wanted to tell me something after school? sorry i left so early i had to go to work. so what did you want to tell me?
-girl: i wanted to say i love you
-boy: yeah i know everyone does!
-girl: really?
-boy: yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday
-girl: oh... but am i only your friend?
-boy: no... youre my girlfriend... why?
-girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it
-boy:yeah i know you do mean it... its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.
-girl: ......
-boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni?
-girl: yeah... where?
-boy: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?
-girl: ok
-boy:ill pick you put after i get off and get ready ok?
-girl: ok. what time do you get off?
-boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...
-girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work today...
-boy: one of my co-workers called in sick
-girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?
-boy: yeah! and babe?
-girl: yeah?
-boy: i love you
-girl: i love you too!
-boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
-girl: ok bye

2 hours later... the boy drives to his girlfriends house

boy walks up to the door and rings bell

-girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
-boy:wassup... you ready?
-girl:um... wait... let me got my bag and we could go ok?

they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...

-boy:wait! can i blind fold you?
-girl: why??!
-boy:its a suprise
-girl: what kind of suprise?
-boy: a big one
-girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
-boy: i promise.
-girl: ok blind fold me...

so they drove off........... and then they stoped.

-boy:ok we're here!
-girl: where?
-boy:wait let me walk you to the place!
-girl: what place?
-boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
-girl: babe!...

the boy walks her to the place

-boy: ok.... let me the blind fold off you
-girl: where are we?

he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his girlfriend...

-girl: omg.... (tears come down)
-boy: why are you crying?
-girl: this is where you first asked me out...
-boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him... in the air it says "will you marry me?" in firworks)
-girl: (tears come down faster)
-boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing!
-girl: get up!
-boy: yeah?
-girl: (kisses him)
-boy: is that a yes or a no?
-girl: yes
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(no subject) [Oct. 27th, 2005|10:18 am]
[mood |sicksick]

Hey I had a mono test the other day and the test results are in I am so happy that they are in so yea here they are....

I have mono a major bummer well i am going to go and sleep so latter
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2005|10:28 am]
[mood |sicksick]
[music |Armor for sleep~ Car underwater]

Hey i got a great idea why doesn't someone leave me a comment thanks
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(no subject) [Oct. 18th, 2005|03:31 pm]
[mood |blahblah]
[music |The Story of the year]

Sorry, but this chain letter is for real. When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her
life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you

9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world
so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 1997. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!!!!
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(no subject) [Oct. 1st, 2005|07:46 pm]
[music |Armor for sleep]

girl: hey whats up

boy: hey hey hey (being stupid as usual)

girl: haha *laughs* WHATS UPPP

boy: not much

Boy: starts talkin about all these girls ( but secretly is dieing to tell the girl how he feels)

girl:( agrreeing and telling him oh shes good, oh shes not good blah blah blah)

boy: hey your stupid

girl: well i think your gay

boy: (flirts in childish way hopeing he will get her attention)

gilr: (wishes he would say something about them) Hey ask em any question

boy: umm you first

girl: who do you like

boy: ummm i dont know, who do you like (secretly wanting her to say you)

girl: im not sure right now

boy: well...

girl: what?

boy: makes a joke

girl: haha very funny

boy: you know you want me

girl: sarcasticly* OH YEAH

boy: hahaha i always liked you

girl: SHOCKED! but doesnt say anything

boy: well...

< Later on in the conversation >

boy: do you like me?

girl: i always have

boy: ok

girl: hesetates to break the silence* BUTTT i dont think of you that way

boy: yeah your right

girl: starts talking about past relationships

boy: well hey i gotta go, me and my brother are going to get something to eat... i'll call you when im home

girl: waits up by the phone untill 1:00am and finnaly thinks *hes not gonna call hes to ashamed* and then goes to bed

girl: wakes up to a phone call at 3:00am

boy: HEY baby, i wanted to let you know i love you

girl: trys to say something back but hears nothing but a ** beep beep beep* he hung up....

girl: keeps wondering and yelling at herself CALL BACK CALL BACK
so she does... he picks up the phone, she says i love you too, and in the next minute nothing but silence follows...

girl: wonders whats going on? but finnaly falls asleep...

<< the next morning>>

girl: wakes up to devistating news on the front of the newspaper... "young boy and his older borther killed last night in a horrible car crash" She begins to cry.

girl: turns out to be him she thinks.

<< the story behind it all>>

The thing is he called her after the crash... he was pinned down to the ground with only his upper body sticking out bleeding to death. And with his last bit of stength picked up the phone jsut to tell his girl that he loves her truely.

<< what you should do>>

If you love someone and you just dont know how to show it REPOST.
If you Like soemone and always have had feelings for them bt you dont know how to show it REPOST.
even if you love/ like somone and they do know REPOST.

and hopefully the very person you want to see this, will
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(no subject) [Oct. 1st, 2005|05:55 pm]
[music |Garth Brooks~The Dance]

Hey guys first post every so here it is latter/
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